80s Hair Metal Burlesque! In honor of Ed Sluka
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Friday at Belveder's: 80s Hair Metal Burlesque! In honor of Ed Sluka, may he Rock in Peace. THIS IS **NOT** A FUNDRAISER!!! think of it more like a wake.

if anyone i know isn't really excited about Hair Metal Burlesque there is a serious fundamental problem with our being friends. Come out Friday night to Belvedere's and raise a glass to the friends we've lost, the friends we have and will make, and particularly to the memory of Ed Sluka.

Trojan has a finger vibe!
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https://www.vibratingtouch.com/

i recommend shopping at Babeland [babeland.com] always, but go Trojan!  i guess Durex won't be far behind.  they've still got a long way to go, i mean people still get embarrassed buying condoms but yay for vibrators getting mainstreamed!

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i want a score board whose numbers we can flip over for the Movie vs Smurf count.  something like this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Flip-A-Score-Tabletop-Portable-Scoreboard-New_W0QQitemZ300335282687QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item45ed60b9ff&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

can we buy it cheaper?  can we make it?

saturday
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saturday does anyone want to go to Anyone Can Whistle at CMU and then Rocky Horror at The Hollywood in Dormont?

Booze1 Poetry1 Burlesque1 !!!!
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come see me in The TypewriterGirls Gone Biblical: God vs Poet Sunday at 7, Howler's in Bloomfield!


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Farewell Bombshells
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The Bridge City Bombshells are the up and coming, premiere burlesque troupe in Pittsburgh.  They have developed very quickly since they came together, both as individual performers and as a troupe.

We gave it a shot and I wound up not being the best fit for the troupe.  I have no hard feelings and wish them the best in everything.  I encourage everyone to check them out, they are really something to see.

Vaudeville
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this show was really good.  i didn't get to pracise like i'd wanted, but for the first time since our first show i had a solid idea which made it easier to roll with, and for the first time i had props, and they were badass.  they definitely helped make up for the unprepared choreo.

as i walked to the car afterward some guy on the street flipped out over liking my shoes.  they're hot.  i said something like "If you like those, how about this?" and pulled my top down to show my awesome pasties.  dude didn't notice because he was hooked on my shoes!

i kinda like foot fetishists.  when they're well behaved.  just like guys can ogle tits or legs or ass in the right context and be fine, but if any of them tried to grab, kiss, suck, or otherwise touch it's not ok.  same for foot men.  but more often when you hear about foot men it's in the context of them molesting some poor girl's feet.  i think that's why they have a bad rep.
anyway, when they're well behaved i feel positively toward foot men.  and women!  i don't know why.  i know i like leg men because i think my legs are my best physical asset so i appreciate them being appreciated.  and the few leg men i've hooked up with have been better partners than not-leg men.  they gave my legs equal attention to the rest of me, as opposed to just paying my legs attention.  why do other guys forget about the body below the junk?

The Secret password to get in for half off on Sat. is.......
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The Secret password to get in for half off on Sat. is.......

The Reverend Doctor Bubba Love sent me. Gets ya in for five bucks instead of ten. Your welcome! & spread the word!

Vaudeville Burlesque Hour at The Rex 8/15/09
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Rocky at The Hollywood!!! Sat Aug 8
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The traditional home of Rocky in Pgh, The Hollywood Theater in Dormont, has decided to show it every 2 weeks, alternating casts between The JCCP and the new one, probably called The Other Woman, made up of a bunch of recent JCCP ex-pats, some JCCP veterans from the 90s [when they were internationally known as one of the best casts doing it], and whoever wants in.

we're thinking of running it pretty much like SOTMA in Morgantown, as a 'revolving door'.

Rocky debuts tonight at 11:30pm with no cast, at the request of management. next show will be Sat Aug 22, followed by Sat Sept 5. i think we want to defer the 22nd to the JCCP and aim for the 5th to give people the chance to get costumes and some props together.

BANNED PROPS:
Confetti
Any Food Item [Rice, Hot Dogs, Prunes, etc. If you can eat it, don't throw it!]
Water guns
Open Flames

The theater has been totally redone, it's brandy new and beautiful. Don't ruin it with food, water, or flames.

also, NO CONFETTI! you throw it, you clean it up.
...with your tongue!

if you can come out tonight in costume, sweet. we're allowed to jump up and do random scenes, just not a show.
if you want in, lemme know!!
if you know anyone who wants in, give me their contact info!!

Shrimp Scanty

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